I spent most of my life believing writing was something other people enjoyed people with berets, fancy pens, and a suspicious love of metaphors. Then, one day, I tried it myself… and to my utter shock, I liked it. A creative spark appeared, waved politely, and said, “Right, we’re doing this now.”Since then, ideas have been popping up everywhere, demanding attention like unruly pets. So rather than let them run wild, I decided to build this website as their new home. Please enjoy the chaos—I mean, creativity.

“My mind churns out hare-brained ideas at an alarming rate, and you can bet they’ll all end up here. Whether that’s brilliant or disastrous is part of the fun.”